Saving the world with meals on wheels.

You've swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

  1. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
  2. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
  3. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!